Whatever island you're now vacationing on, where you've gone to get a tan to look like a honey roasted peanut. I hope you realize that we're NOT gonna wait for you to get back to celebrate your surprise birthday we had planned. We've gone ahead and booked a hotel suite over looking the Hudson, and hired a body double (whom btw isn't as cute & her hair isn't as curly) to fill in for you. Hopefully there's internet service on the boat you're on, so you'll be able to read this and won't be so mad when you finally get back in town. Cool? Ummm, Surprise!!!! Happy B'day Ari, yeahhh!!!