I'm currently in mourning folks. My laptop just up and fainted on me.
Now ALL my hard work, exclusive event pics, beat sample collection, my FREE downloaded porn...gone! DAMN! I was bout to "Sprewell" the tech dude when he told me the devastatingly bad news. Oh what a sad day in American this is people. I was thisclose to tears man.
But just to let you know how dedicated I am to bring you the real, I have to tap in on temp computer stations 'round town to keep you up to speed. They always say "Back that thing up, like Juvenile," but did I listen? No! So who do I blame huh? Me and only me. But from the ashes like
a fiery Phoenix, I too shall rise again! Trust my word you will not hear the last of...
Sorry about that my time was up. I had to pay for new session, but you feel my pain. Right? Anyway feel free to email me small donations for the "Fix an Apple, Feed a Child Fund" so I can get back to where I rightfully belong (...in the adult chat rooms, just kidding) Back to Minority reporting straight from the heart. Please be patience, I'll be as timely as I possibly can for you. And thank you for EVERYTHING.