"Just Throw It In The Bag!" -My Most Wanted X-Mas List

Both friends and family claim EVERY YEAR round Christmas time that "It's SO hard to shop for you! You're so picky OR you have EVERYTHING!" Ummm...not quite. I just don't like cheap bulls#@* gifts that look like NO thought what so ever was put into getting it for the intended person (that person being me)! True I don't really NEED anything, but what I WANT is a whole 'nother story all together folks. So I've taken my time to make things a bit easier for my loved ones to ensure that they don't get the screw face turned up lips when I shred the gift wrapping paper early X-mas morn. Get a pen & pad.

Now WHO doesn't need a new bottle of "smell good"? Especially a top rated one? Hey if it from good ol' Canal St. it's fine by me as long as the bottle LOOKS official out the box, I'm OK with that. This one pictured is Bvlgari BLV Cologne for Men by Bvlgari. Wear this and asking for the digits and buying drinks in clubs become a thing of the pass! TRUST!

My ol' ass iBook G4 is slower than MTA weekend trains at night! But I being patiently saving up to cope a new lappy. Well I've waited LONG ENOUGH! And I would pay good money for this new Mac Book Air for a lap dance with me! No more getting outbid at the last min on Ebay anymore! I can be the first to comment on all the geek sites I frequent now, AND I can finally watch all the on-line porn at the speed rate it was meant to be watched at! No more sound delay like an old karate flick!

Speaking of Apple, I'm really warming up to these iPad thingys that's all the rage. Now that I got the inside scoop that I CAN blog on the damn thing too, I'm even more interested in getting my Apple loving hands on one. Besides I can't be lugging my NEW Mac Air all over the place right?

I've been meaning to pick up one of these things for the longest and just never got around to doing it. Exactly "what" this is is the JBL sound iPod docking speaker system. It's the latest model sporting surround sound that they just released in time for the holidays. I love listening to music around the crib. And my only option to play my iPod loud was to connect it to my TV audio inputs (crazy MacGuyver s#@* huh?)

Now WHO couldn't use another pair of kicks in their closet? Especially a pairs of Y-3's? I had my eye on these hi top studded Honja bad boys for a minute, but now that Christmas is here, they would be more stylish if Santa came down the chimney with these joints. Both rock'em and gift wrapped w/ my name on 'em!

I gotta HUGE (Mr. Blonde) poster that looks EXACTLY like this nice & neatly rolled up in a corner of my "inspiration room" just DYING to be framed! It's the last missing piece to be placed on the wall, and I've just been "beating around the bush" getting it done. If you would be so kind to help me out with that, then BONG! One gift off my list is down, and a few more to go.

Just RECENTLY got a Playstation 3 console, and I'm hearing that NO game collection would be complete without the game Call Of Duty: Black Ops. I'm seeing the commercials on every other minute and I must admit "The s#@t looks damn good!" But to get my hands on it would be the ultimate test. Sooooo....Thank you for not making me beg.

And while we're on the subject of Play
station3, ummm, I need another Dual
shock 2 controller if I'm ever to have the homies over (homies being my nephews) to play any two player games. So kill two birds with one stone while you're in Gamestop and pick this up too. LOL!

YES! I know you're saying "Don't you have a NEW camera already?" That would be a "yes" (a G11 Canon by the way), but ever good budding photographer ALWAYS has two for good measure. And the one I got my eye on is the Canon Rebel EOS T2i 550D! Not only does it take better picture than the one I currently own, it also has 1080 HD quality video to boot! So now all those "trailers" the Block Association shoots to promote our events can be shot crystal clear! I can get my Hype Williams on with this muther. Go check Craig's list, I KNOW somebodies gotta be selling theirs on there for cheap! Lens and all!

So my G11 Canon doesn't feel "abandon
-ed" I could use a nice carrying case (like this leather one here) that has that old school retro look to it. Swanky right?

Lastly, I could use another watch yo. Ever well dressed man SHOULD own a dress watch and a casual watch so I choose this Marc Jacobs "Rivera" to be the casual choice. Simple yet stylish right? I comes in all white too, so no, I won't be mad if you couldn't track this one down for me.

THE WRAP UP:
Soooo, that's my list folks. Looks EXPENSIVE huh? Well there's nothing on here that's over a thousand dollars folks. WHAT?!!? I'm a grown ass man now! You can't get away with some cheap ass stocking stuffer thinking I'm OK with that. Oh HELL nah! I'd rather help you figure out something I wanted than embarrass both of us by asking for the receipt OR re-gifting stuff! Thank you and good night!

"Making Black Berry Jelly!" -The NEW iPhone Is Coming 4 That Ass! BBM THAT Suckers!

Now WHO didn't see THIS one coming?!? Just as I was about to make my first iPhone purchase (cause my current phone as been acting like a real jackass!) I see these ads boasting about the release of a even better designed iPhone on the way. This one has an OS4 operating system (whatever that is), two-way camera, app folders(!) to categorize them better. Thinner, sleeker design, voice calling, and best of all...video chatting! The damn thing even tells you how many times one individual has call you! Like for example, it'll say via voice "Sarah Conner has called you three times consecutively! Damn that bitch is annoying!" That's GANGSTA right! For that feature alone, I NEED that in my life! LOL! Man I'm convinced that Steve jobs owns a freakin' time machine yo, and is stealing ideas from the future! That or he's secretly an alien (and NO not Mexican)! So I say "Boost" that mobile you currently own out the nearest window, "Sprint" over to another service provider, and ditch that "Metro BS". BlackBerry owners can get off the "balls" too! Cause the future will now be in your hands, you make the call! My upgrade is not due till October, but I'm taking offers for a replacement phone till then. Holla if you can hear me now! * Side Note* My early prediction is the iPad will get video chat next! WATCH!

"Get Into The Party Life" -What's REALLY Kraken This Weekend!

Well GOT DAMN! It's seems as SOON as the weather get's right it seems things do it start poppin' up! This weekend is going to be a HUGE one! 70 plus weather, sunny skies, loose clothes...you get the point. Well anyways here's a rundown of what's poppin' & lockin' for the next few days. Grab a pen real quick.

Fri. April 2nd
Friday (or Thurs. @ midnight) the much hyped about remake of Clash of the Titans (in 3-D) is being released. I was a cult fan of the original film, even as cheesy as it was. Favorite line of course is "Release the Kraken!" (that's what she said) Check your local theaters for times and locations.

If hopefully you've pre-ordered then Friday you SHOULD now (if Apple got it right) be the proud owner of a brand spanking new iPad! And I'm SO jealous of you...till the second gen one is dropped (along with the price) like three weeks later! Lol!

Then there's the NY Inter
national Annual Auto show that comes to town EVERY Easter weekend to the Jacob Javits Center. Which I USED to enjoy going to till the prices got too high, and too crowded, and I'm NOT looking to buy ANYWAY sooo...Ummm that's that!

Sat. April 3rd, BOOM! Ya got the 1st Saturday's event that Target throws at the Brooklyn Museum EVERY month in the museum's Rotunda. Not too sure what the theme is this month, but it's a cool hang out people watching vibe anyways. Plus s#*t...It's FREE!

Target's 1st Saturday
5-11pm
FREE
Eastern Parkway near Washington Ave.

Then we're EVERYBODY headed to Saturday night? If you don't know then admit yourself to the nearest hospital, cause you're either deaf dumb or blind...or ALL three maybe. "the Fashion 500" is where it's at! Click to your right to figure things out for yourself dude!

"The OTHER Big Apple!" -Steve's Job Is To Make You Broke!

Are you as restless as I'am? By this time tomorrow Steve Jobs will be announcing the device that will all but make a latte for you (I joke but, trust me even THAT may be coming next, f@#k around)! LOL! His next "must have" item (maybe titled the iTablet or iSlate) However this one is a bigger risk only because if you ALREADY own a Mac Airbook or the iPhone/ iTouch then just WHERE does this fit in? Speaking of fit, it's not as "portable" as say the other "iProducts" out may be, so throwing it in your pocket could be out of the question. I thinking it'll be a "super-sized" iTouch like gadget w/ Wifi capability, downloadable apps, itunes, and a couple of other bells and whistles thrown in we couldn't think of. I also thinking either two size versions will come out, one size bigger than the other OR one w/more memory. Watch later down the line (like in say 6 months tops) the 2nd generation "iTablet" (not sure that's the name just yet) will drop with a cheaper price and a camera added so you can Skype on the fly. I think they're going to go head to head with the notebook laptop market and those damn e-book devices that are selling like hot biscuits. Smart move if that's the case.

"I'm On The (Nice) List!" -Gift ideas (For Me) In Case You're Stuck

Now I'm not a heavy drinker but it's HARD to turn down a bottle of some good bub my friend! Case you were wondering I'm a big fan of Veuve Clicquot (aka "Washington V.C." as we call it). I'll save it for New Year's Day to open so we can celebrate another year as Facebook friends (LOL).

I know this might be a stretch on your pockets but, think how cool it would be to tell your friends "Yo, he just texted me from his gold iPhone!" Huh? If you're gonna "upgrade me" this is a GREAT start! I may just drop the the "Y" from "wifey" next year, but that's if activation is included. (Wink nudge nudge)

I just SWORE I had this in my CD collection already but, nah it's that miss puzzle piece that I've just been too lazy to get around to picking up. If you come across these 3 CD set just do like Fab and "Thrown it in the bag!" then under my tree.











I always get complimented on how good the pictures look on the blog, but ya know what? They would look even BETTER if I started taking them with this bad boy here! I ONLY use Canon and so this particular model (Canon G11) is my "Mt. Everest" of cameras to get. It has HD video on it too, so all those intimate "home movies" we make can come out CRISP! It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I fell off on my cologne game, so I wanna start off the New Year with my own scent other than the musky one I already have. BOOM! Burberry Brit is that s#@t! I came across it in some GQ mag and was hooked! Now I won't have to go around smelling like "Brad Arm Pitt" once you wrap this up for me.

Wanna see a ni99a change his Facebook single status with the quickness? Wrap one of this things to go! This is another purchase that I've been procrastinating on getting for myself. Glad I waited too, cause now there's a slimmer model out. Not that I'm against plus-size models (lol). Plan B is the Wii system. The PS3 is my first selection, but "Wii" ain't made at Plan B either.

Now being that the PS3 is a Blu-ray disc player included in it, I'm gonna need some Blu-ray movies now right? Here's some can't lose option you may wanna consider for me.




ANY season of "Curb" is cool I'm missing almost all so...











My computer's working just fine but, I'd work even finer once I unwrap the Mac Snow Leopard upgrade you give me. Thank you SO much. I'll e-mail you how it's working out for me.

True be told I'm thankful for WHATEVER you get me (as long as it's on this list). Your love, friendship and continued $upport (IE money in a card) is more than enough for me. Thank you in advance.

"All Work & New Play(station)!"-Games People Play

YES! I'm damn sure glad I waited! If you're wondering why I'm so hyped it cause Sony has recently announced that not only will the latest version of the Playstation 3 be losing a $100 on the price, it will be losing weight too! Just like Apple, Sony is infamous for putting on a much better model (will feature an upgradeable 120GB hard drive and is 33% smaller, 36% lighter, and consumes 34% less power than previous ones) of something that make that's widely popular later down the line. And speaking on lines how idiotic one must feel having waited for hours in line for the first release to now hear this news. As Florida Evans (from "Good Times") would say, "Damn, Damn, DAMN!"

"An Apple A Day..." -Start Standing On Line NOW, The NEW IPhone Drops June 19th

Now let me clear some things up for you before you start camping out in front of the nearest Apple/AT&T store. There are TWO new iphone models coming out this Friday. The difference between the two besides prices are the video camera functions and the camera megapixel amount. the one going for $99 (WOW!) will not have the video feature, sport only 8gigabytes of power, no voice dialing, no compass, and comes in only one color (black). The $199, and $299 priced ones comes with all the bells and whistles, such as 16 & 32 GBs, two colors (blk or white) 3megapixel camera w/autofocus, 30 audio & 10 video hrs of playback time. I'm SO glad I waited, cause I would've been one "Crab apple" if I just brought one then heard this news!
New features:
Improved Performance
Built-in video camera with editing
Voice Control
Compass2
Cut, Copy & Paste!
Messages
Spotlight Search
Landscape keyboard
Voice Memos

"Can't Spell Love W/out L..." New LMac (I Hope...)

The future is FINALLY here! First a Black President, and now may get to see the same technology in "the Minority Report" films in our home/office. I'm not super shocked by this cause it's been rumored to br floating around for years that the desk top would be moving towards this direction. After the iPhone, now everybody's looking to keep in "touch." Trust me I know flat screen touch T.V.'s are next. Remember I said it first.

"Color Me Bad" -New Nano iPod (Skittles) Debuts

Once rumored to be a egotistical, maniacal world dominating, homo- phobic, Steve Jobs try's his best to make a mends with the gay community, and put "to bed" those nasty lies, by releasing the latest iPod model. Apple's newest Nano, that can be purchased in all the various colors displayed in the symbolic gay fag...oops, sorry flag (my bad), comes with a whole new gang-bang of features. For one, not only is it thinner (made to fit in their pencil thin jeans), but it will also comes at a more "hansome" price ($149 for 8-gigabyte and $199 for 16-gigabyte). Also noted was, no matter how you flipped it, it would still show face-up (no homo). Plus give it a shake, and it will shuffle the music FOR you! Dope! Apple always finds a way to make you feel like the iPod you just brought a week ago is already ol' news. (*BTW How come the "Black" Nano isn't pictured here? Huh Steve? Black models STILL get NO love man!)

"Bad Apple Outta of the Bunch"-Technical Difficulties

I'm currently in mourning folks. My laptop just up and fainted on me.
Now ALL my hard work, exclusive event pics, beat sample collection, my FREE downloaded porn...gone! DAMN! I was bout to "Sprewell" the tech dude when he told me the devastatingly bad news. Oh what a sad day in American this is people. I was thisclose to tears man.
But just to let you know how dedicated I am to bring you the real, I have to tap in on temp computer stations 'round town to keep you up to speed. They always say "Back that thing up, like Juvenile," but did I listen? No! So who do I blame huh? Me and only me. But from the ashes like
a fiery Phoenix, I too shall rise again! Trust my word you will not hear the last of...
Sorry about that my time was up. I had to pay for new session, but you feel my pain. Right? Anyway feel free to email me small donations for the "Fix an Apple, Feed a Child Fund" so I can get back to where I rightfully belong (...in the adult chat rooms, just kidding) Back to Minority reporting straight from the heart. Please be patience, I'll be as timely as I possibly can for you. And thank you for EVERYTHING.

"Youza Window Shopper..."-Sidewalk Stalking w/ the Fly Spy

Walking around the city playing catching up with fashion can make anyone broke feel broker! Just surrender and understand that you can't have it ALL. But it's nice to dream, here's some flicks for you sleepwalkers that like to dress like they're wide awake. Apple, Rugby, Adidas, and Y-3 had me spenting my check before I even got it. You know how it goes...in one pocket out the other.