Awww, I hate to publish sad animal stories, but did you read recently that Oprah pound puppy, "Sophie", passed on? Reports say that the black cockerspaniel owed by the media mogul, was suffering from a deep state of depression and separation anxiety (much like Steadmon) due to all the time Oprah was spending away at her school in Africa, and those annoying road trips with BFF Gaye. What was the final straw that pushed the poach over the edge was, rumors that "O. Diddy" recently purchased a Manhattan condo for said best friend, using Sophie's company name. Feeling neglected, the K-9 went "off the leash" with anger and committed suicide, by choking on one of the many rubber banded $100 bills wads of money Oprah has laying bout her home. Funeral services, to be attended by the likes of Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Benji,Snoop Dogg, Spudz MacKenzie, Lassie,& Bow Wow. As well newly divorced Lady and the Tramp, are being planned for sometime this week. Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee ya!