

It's S.O.S. for
AT&T!
Verizon, you're going down! And
Sprint, you'll be "run" outta town by sundown! News is that the two largest North American gas companies,
Mobil and
Shell, are trying to cut in on the booming cell phone biz and "pump" up the competitive market. The two conglomerates have joined forces to start producing their own line of multi-tasking phones. And you don't have to guess hard the ingenious name they've decided on...
"the Mobil Shell phone." Early reports say that the flip phone will resemble the clam'ed shaped logo of Shell and the blue hue color way (with a dash of red) of the M
obil logo.
"Fill'er up cards" is the confirmed name for pay-as-you-go subscribers to the new phones.
"Diesel, Unleaded, and Regular" are also names being tossed around for monthly plans. I can just hear
Funkmaster Flex shouting the ads "Don't get
GASSED!" Hahahaha
April's Fool folks enjoy it with your favorite fool.

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