Saturday, January 5, 2008

MUSIC: "Listen Up Mannn!"

Secretly behind closed doors, an Illuminati-like meeting was held to unite forces against the weak emergence in today's music. All in attendance (and releasing albums this year) were; Stevie(!), Prince, Lenny, Janet, Beyonce', the Roots, Gnarls Barkley, Outkast (separately), Badu, India.Irie, Dr. Dre (?), Eminem, Lauryn Hill (???), Mariah, Nas, Snoop, Q-Tip, T.I., Coldplay, Madonna, MJ (w/two, Thriller 25th & sumthin' NEW), N*E*R*D*, Usher, and (fingers crossed) D'Angelo.
Puzzled as to why they never received invites were artist 50 Cent, Lil' Wayne, Lil' John, Solange' Knowles, Nicole (Pussycat) Scherzinger, Fergie, Mike Jones,Trick Daddy & Trina
(whom also have scheduled '08 dates). Another cold case mystery perhaps...

Hmmm, looks like I'll be needing that new iTouch after all to,umm I mean purchase all this new music. You'll be heard saying "Look kids, I'm cool too...wait, there's a NEWER iTouch out?" "DAMN!!"

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