For those that don't know, let me inform you...I had BAD eyesight. So with that said, I was roaming the Vill(age) the other day when I spotted this really cute, but extremely tall babe in the far distance. I kindly introduced myself and she seemed to dig what I was planting on her, cause she was steady
the whole convo.
She didn't say much of anything, but I'm not one to shy away from a shy chick (sorry Lil' Wayne). To help break the ice and to seal the deal, I took it upon myself to buy her two scoops of fun on a cone. Unfortunately for me, both the ice cream AND the b!+*# was fake! Memo to self: Glass ARE cool to rock now.