Friday, July 18, 2008

"Put Ya (Bat) Lighters Up!"-NYC Goes Batty

In an effort to deter the growing surge of crime that seems to be currently gripping the NYC Tri-State area, the City has desperately turned to installing a "Bat-Signal" hoping to decrease criminal activity at night. When questioning a spokesperson about the decision behind the move he simply stated "Hey, we were figuring if it worked for Gotham then why wouldn't it work for us here?" When I informed him that there was no existing city named Gotham, still in disbelief he asked "Then you tell me where Batman's been catching all these bad guys smart ass huh?" I just shook my head and replied "Hey, whatever makes you feel safe at night pal." Shame, just more taxpayers dollars gone to waste.

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