Monday, August 22, 2011

"Two Angry Birds Tweeting In A Tree!" -On-Line Beefing, But It's All Gravy!

Rarely am I ever on Twitter much. But usually when I do get on it, it's to post links to my blog (yeah the one you're reading as we speak) that day, or to shout out my crew's (@theBlockAssoc) movements event wise. However I been hearing lately about the latest celebrity trend of "beefing" via Twitter. So I thought, "Hey why do the celebs get to have ALL the fun? I'm a pretty witty guy, let me make my tweets more engaging than just party posting!" So I made a slick remark aimed at @Jourdainracing and before you know it #FakeTwitterBeefFridays was born! If you missed it, here's a recap of our "heated" exchange of words that won us new followers by the end of it all. Tell the kids to leave the room if you're reading this aloud. It gets pretty RACY! If we've offended anyone...F**k Yo Couch!

S/O to for landing that head designer job at Steve Harvey's suits for men! Hope the money's worth it!

S/O for getting job at Disney World as Jimmy the Critcket

Bwahahahaha! Curious would you have to wear one of his suits to WORK?

Tyler Perry's looking for a stunt double, said you can do ALL of his head to crotch scenes I'll fwd ur email to him!

Tyler Perry sent that shit to you. Eddie Kane said he needs his body back.

Tyson Beckford is suing you for identity theft!

Spike Lee looking for has the perfect roll to play as Sammy Davis Jr.

is the ONLY dude I know that looks like Nicki Minaj from the waist down!

You and MC Hammer have a joint bank account...BROKE!

Planters Peanuts is looking hire you as the mascot!

Mascot for Planters? Chew these NUTS!

I see you still waiting on settlement check from Bishop Eddie Long

you and Johnny Gill share the same DNA & Eddie Murphy's guest house! Welcome to !

I heard was a fluffer on the True Blood set for Lafayettye !
read in your diary that you slept w/ both Bert AND Ernie!

Morgan " Freeman" just did a cameo in "The Help" with Miss Daisy.

Twitter e-mailed and said Rupaul & Elton John are now Following YOU! !

: Steve Urkel wants his glasses and suspenders back !

shows up to a topless bar w/o a f**kin' shirt! Who does that? DUH!!! !

did an job as crpt keeper no makeup required
has a "tramp stamp" that says "Drop like it's hot" w/ an arrow pointing down!

I heard you're a regular DJ @ the Pink Flamingo

Oscar the Grouch said stop leaving your f**kin' condoms in his CAN! It's SESAME St. NOT BEAT St. !

: 1st man to star in a bukaki !

believed "PINKY" was a virgin and STILL ate her out! !

sips on fine "vintage" cough syrup w/ Lil' Wayne while braiding his hair!

still getting your checks from New Jack City Pooky?

got "jumped in" by Fat Albert's Gang! What up blood/cuz! !

Why went to and got a tattoo on his throat that says "NO GAGE FLEX" !

looks like he's listening to Rebecca Black's song "Friday" in his avatar! !

looks like the last hot dog left on the bbq grill !

looks up to Prince...on his knees! !

looks up to Shaq's nuts standing up !

got a penis transplant donation from Gary Coleman !

brings his own "taco meat" to cookouts! !

recorded a remix of "Chocolate Rain" using auto-tune! !

got a hard on whenever he saw Jordan's tongue hanging out! !

was breast feed (powered milk) up until yesterday! !

beat out the lead chimp for the sequel to the Rise Of The Apes! The shit is bananas! B-A-NA-NA-S! !

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) dude got to go back to work. Your killing me over here.
Overtime at work THANKS to you! ! That concludes ! folks thanks for watching

So folks you read the play by play back and forth tweets, Who do you think won the first edition of #FakeTwitterBeefFridays? Follow or lead w/ @theMreporter & @Jourdainracing

Now WHO want fake beef next?

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