"Riddle Me This. What's Black, Red White & Blue,Yellow & Red, And Green ALL Over?"- Yep! The Avengers Full Trailer Is Here

The LONG awaited eye porn for comic book lovers is FINALLY on-line! Ironically it's released "just in the nick of time" for this upcoming Comic Con convention this Sat. & Sunday. The trailer is a lil' "Lite FM" for me. But I'm SURE this is just one of maybe two to three more trailer that will be released before it hits theaters next May. Note to the chef; Needs more Hulk!


The Avengers

"Two Angry Birds Tweeting In A Tree!" -On-Line Beefing, But It's All Gravy!

Rarely am I ever on Twitter much. But usually when I do get on it, it's to post links to my blog (yeah the one you're reading as we speak) that day, or to shout out my crew's (@theBlockAssoc) movements event wise. However I been hearing lately about the latest celebrity trend of "beefing" via Twitter. So I thought, "Hey why do the celebs get to have ALL the fun? I'm a pretty witty guy, let me make my tweets more engaging than just party posting!" So I made a slick remark aimed at @Jourdainracing and before you know it #FakeTwitterBeefFridays was born! If you missed it, here's a recap of our "heated" exchange of words that won us new followers by the end of it all. Tell the kids to leave the room if you're reading this aloud. It gets pretty RACY! If we've offended anyone...F**k Yo Couch!

S/O to @jourdainracing for landing that head designer job at Steve Harvey's suits for men! Hope the money's worth it!

S/O @theMReporter for getting job at Disney World as Jimmy the Critcket

@jourdainracing Bwahahahaha! Curious would you have to wear one of his suits to WORK? #JustaskinbutREALLYjustnosey

@jourdainracing Tyler Perry's looking for a stunt double, said you can do ALL of his head to crotch scenes #PAUSE I'll fwd ur email to him!

@theMReporter Tyler Perry sent that shit to you. Eddie Kane said he needs his body back.

@jourdainracing Tyson Beckford is suing you for identity theft!

Spike Lee looking for @theMReporter has the perfect roll to play as Sammy Davis Jr.

@jourdainracing is the ONLY dude I know that looks like Nicki Minaj from the waist down!

@jourdainracing You and MC Hammer have a joint bank account...BROKE!

Planters Peanuts is looking hire you @theMReporter as the mascot!

@jourdainracing Mascot for Planters? Chew these NUTS!

@theMReporter I see you still waiting on settlement check from Bishop Eddie Long

@jourdainracing you and Johnny Gill share the same DNA & Eddie Murphy's guest house! Welcome to #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

I heard @theMReporter was a fluffer on the True Blood set for Lafayettye #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

@jourdainracing read in your diary that you slept w/ both Bert AND Ernie! #thatshitcray

Morgan "@theMReporter Freeman" just did a cameo in "The Help" with Miss Daisy.

@jourdainracing Twitter e-mailed and said Rupaul & Elton John are now Following YOU! #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

@theMReporter: Steve Urkel wants his glasses and suspenders back #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

@jourdainracing shows up to a topless bar w/o a f**kin' shirt! Who does that? DUH!!! #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

@theMReporter did an job as crpt keeper no makeup required

@jourdainracing has a "tramp stamp" that says "Drop like it's hot" w/ an arrow pointing down!

@theMReporter I heard you're a regular DJ @ the Pink Flamingo

@jourdainracing Oscar the Grouch said stop leaving your f**kin' condoms in his CAN! It's SESAME St. NOT BEAT St. #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

@theMReporter: 1st man to star in a bukaki #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing believed "PINKY" was a virgin and STILL ate her out! #FakeTwitterbeefFridays!

@jourdainracing sips on fine "vintage" cough syrup w/ Lil' Wayne while braiding his hair!

@theMReporter still getting your checks from New Jack City Pooky?

@jourdainracing got "jumped in" by Fat Albert's Gang! What up blood/cuz! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

Why @theMReporter went to @GrinStylez and got a tattoo on his throat that says "NO GAGE FLEX" #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing looks like he's listening to Rebecca Black's song "Friday" in his avatar! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@theMReporter looks like the last hot dog left on the bbq grill #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing looks up to Prince...on his knees! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@theMReporter looks up to Shaq's nuts standing up #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing got a penis transplant donation from Gary Coleman #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing brings his own "taco meat" to cookouts! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing recorded a remix of "Chocolate Rain" using auto-tune! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing got a hard on whenever he saw Jordan's tongue hanging out! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing was breast feed (powered milk) up until yesterday! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@jourdainracing beat out the lead chimp for the sequel to the Rise Of The Apes! The shit is bananas! B-A-NA-NA-S! #FakeTwitterBeefFridays!

@theMReporter ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) dude got to go back to work. Your killing me over here.

@jourdainracing Overtime at work THANKS to you! #Dunzo! That concludes #FakeTwitterBeefFridays! folks thanks for watching @TheBlockAssoc

So folks you read the play by play back and forth tweets, Who do you think won the first edition of #FakeTwitterBeefFridays? Follow or lead w/ @theMreporter & @Jourdainracing

Now WHO want fake beef next?

"Night Vision" -Vegas At Night

Now you CAN'T go to Vegas and help but to be overwhelmed by the neon electricity that lights up the night up and down the Strip. Part Mardi Gras, part Times Square, part New Years's Eve & Fat Tuesday ALL rolled up in one, Vegas is like an ADULT version of Disney World. Right? Anyway I need to make space on my hard drive so before I delete some memories I thought "Hey, maybe I should post some of these to the blog! Folks that have been OR thinking about going would appreciate 'em (I hope)." Okay so here's Vegas city light as seen through my eyes...the censored version! I left off the bankrupted homeless, random yelling out-of-town drunks, and loosely dressed broads off...cause I wouldn't wanna spoil it for ya! LOL