"And the Wiener Is..."-Oscar Party At My Crib!

This year at my house, I've decided to throw together a small Oscar viewing party for the Feb. 22nd night award show. However as an added twist, I'll be the one handing out the "Oscars" (Mayer franks) to all my invited guests. The other catch is that, I only "Evited" ladies I've been intimate with at one time or another. On the invite it reads: "I supply the hot dogs, you just bring your buns." Cool right? Anyways, I had it all planned out, I even made up categories for them to win in, check it:

Best Actress in a Bedroom Scene:
(For someone who I thought faked it)

Best Set Design:
(roses pedals on the bed, bubble baths, candles, etc.)

Best Supporting Actress:
(in a Ménage à trois)

Best Actress in A (Ongoing) Drama:

Best Actress in a Comedic Role (for leaving obsessive/stalker-ish messages)

And so on and so forth, everything for Sunday is set. Only problem...
I haven't got one YES attending reply back yet. Maybe Evite's server is down..You think? Oh well, my cable is out anyways. LMAO!