Footnote; I changed the person's name to protect the innocent victim who's account got jacked, and that's the ONLY thing altered in the conversation. Read along, and enjoy "Facebookers!"
7:54amTanyah
Hello
7:53am Alanzo
What good?
7:54am Tanyah
I'm in some kind of deep shit...
7:55amAlanzo
Details?
7:57amTanyah
I'm stranded in the Philippines , I got mugged at a park
7:58amAlanzo
Yep that's some deep shit all right!
7:59amTanyah
It was a brutal experience, all cash and phone I had on me were stolen, and my credit card has been collected too
7:59amAlanzo
Ouch! that SUCKS!
8:01amTanyah
Now I'm left with no money here. I need help out of here.
I have been reaching out to friends for help,
8:03amAlanzo
Okay, so now how am I involved? I'll be out there later tonight ironically so...
8:05amTanyah
I need some money so i can get a flight ticket back home so please can you loan me some money till i get back home?
8:07amAlanzo
Just got my taxes back AND I'll be out there so you're in lucky! just need a contact # so I can hit you asap once I land
8:08amTanyah
You can have it done online (www.westernunion.com)
or you can go to any nearest Western Union and have it sent out for me O.K
8:11amAlanzo
Say WORD?! How much you need cause I was going to sent some to my Grandma who's in need of a new hip, but seems like you need it MORE!
8:12amTanyah
just $890
I will pay you back as soon as I'm home..
8:14amAlanzo
I hope so, cause she's been dying (no pun intended) for a hip replacement for a while. So I need to be paid back ASAP!
8:14amTanyah
yeah as soon I get Home I will send it to you ASAP!
8:17amAlanzo
Now how can I trust that you will do that, being that we've NEVER SPOKEN...EVER? $890 is no small change in this weak economy. Good thing you can still get on Facebook to reach out man. Thank God for that!
8:20amTanyah
So please are you help me Alanzo, you are the only one I can rely on for now please I will pay you back ASAP! Please Alanzo! Or how much can you afford to help me with now?
8:24amAlanzo
I can do $400 now and the rest once I get out there. I have to pay for cab fare and all to and from the airport and other things. Plus NOW you got ME shook that that might happen to me while I'm out there! So I need to be safe too! Or else I'll be FB'ing some stranger looking for help too. Feel me?
Now where I'm I sending this to?
8:25amTanyah
Here is the details where to send it to me
8:25amAlanzo
I'm ready when you are go
8:26amTanyah
Receiver's Name: Tanyah Taylor
8:26amAlanzo
DUH got that part already
8:27amTanyah
I will tell Erica she will help me with the $490 alright
so please are you doing it online
8:28amAlanzo
Erica who?
8:29amTanyah
Receiver's Name: Tanyah Taylor
Receiver's Address: Illinois, United States
So please are you doing it online Alanzo?
You still there?
8:32amAlanzo
Yep, just chillin' sipping a Bud, watching T.V...True.
8:32amTanyah
Alright
How many minutes should I wait for the transfer
8:34amAlanzo
Just a few, I have to call "the Grands" to break the bad news that there's a delay of funds towards her new hip. okay?
8:34amTanyah
Oh alright
I will be waiting for you here alright
As soon as you are through with the transfer please let me know alright?
8:35amAlanzo
BTW you still haven't said WHICH Erica
8:35amTanyah
Erica (BLANK)
My family friend
She is not online now alright
So please I want you to make it smart so to help me with the transfer
8:37amAlanzo
OH! That one cool I'm on it. I am SO down.
8:37amTanyah
Ok
Thanks very much
I really appreciate it
8:38amAlanzo
Thank you for thinking of me, in your desperate time of dire need.
8:38amTanyah
Alright
8:39amAlanzo
ONE!
8:39amTanyah
So please are you true with the transfer
8:40amAlanzo
Stop rushing! You're not going anywhere NO time soon. Chill out, I said quote "I'm on it"
8:41amTanyah
Alright am very sorry
8:41amAlanzo
Sorry to have gone to the Philippines right!
8:42amTanyah
Thanks
8:43amAlanzo
You got it. Anytime
8:44amTanyah
I guess you are through now
I have limited time here please Alanzo
8:44amAlanzo
Thought we wasn't gonna rush here you go again
8:45amTanyah
Sorry
am waiting here Alanzo
8:46am Alanzo
BTW "AL" is cool "Alanzo" sounds too formal
5 mins more and I'm done
8:47amTanyahAlright
Thanks AL
4 comments:
nice! very well played. could be turned into some sort of cartoon or something
way to see it through.... i'm jealous... I could use a good laugh.
*kisses teeth*
What kinda foolish ting dat!?
Granny nahgo get hip replacement cuz of miss GLADDY-GLADYS!!??
I love how she wants you to western union the money to illinois.
Lmao! just Lmao!
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