"Color Me Bad" -New Nano iPod (Skittles) Debuts

Once rumored to be a egotistical, maniacal world dominating, homo- phobic, Steve Jobs try's his best to make a mends with the gay community, and put "to bed" those nasty lies, by releasing the latest iPod model. Apple's newest Nano, that can be purchased in all the various colors displayed in the symbolic gay fag...oops, sorry flag (my bad), comes with a whole new gang-bang of features. For one, not only is it thinner (made to fit in their pencil thin jeans), but it will also comes at a more "hansome" price ($149 for 8-gigabyte and $199 for 16-gigabyte). Also noted was, no matter how you flipped it, it would still show face-up (no homo). Plus give it a shake, and it will shuffle the music FOR you! Dope! Apple always finds a way to make you feel like the iPod you just brought a week ago is already ol' news. (*BTW How come the "Black" Nano isn't pictured here? Huh Steve? Black models STILL get NO love man!)

"Don't Rain On My (Gay) Parade!" -Rainbow Bright

Hey where you out at the Gay Pride parade this Sunday? No, by no means was I but...hahahaha! And no, I'm not trying to "out" you either. I was just asking, cause I heard that normally bad weather such as rain is frowned upon on celebrated days like that. But for gays & lesbians it was quite the opposite, who embraced the rain. Turning the parade into one big "wet t-shirt contest" (which the lesbians DID NOT mind one bit). And how's this for irony, after the parade and the rain had stopped, one huge rainbow was cast over the whole city....
Fierce. Lol!