"Drop It Like It's Hot (Cakes)" -Pancake Party Premire

Hey don't be shocked if this catches on like wild fire man! It's already been tested and successful in other countries, and now it's making it debut here in NYC tonight. I taking it take all topping plus butter and syrup will be provided. Who wants to get on the train w/groceries (going to a club), so that's covered. So be the international trendsetter that you are and make an appearence tonight. We can't all make it Jay-Z's B'day party tonight!

Thurs. Nov. 4th
the Pancake Gallery Launch NYC
Element -225 E. Houston St./Essex
10pm-4am

"Run Isis Run" -Charity Cookout Sunday

Hey remember way way back in one of my very first postings I spoke about a friend ("Sisi") who had a pancake obsession? Truth be told it was this young lady picture here, publicly known as Isis not "Sisi" as I've been calling her to protect her innocence. Well she's raising money to run a marathon not only to shed those "pancake pounds" but to raise funds and awareness w/Nike Women's Marathon for the Leukemia @Lymphoma Society. How you ask? Well this cook-out she's having Saturday for starters is one good way. So bring $10 and your belly out to support her cause. Your full stomach will go to a worthy cause for once. FYI Don't expect to see Kid-N-Play, this is NO "House Party" come only if you're serious about supporting or rsvp (theMreport@gmail.com)

Sat. Sept. 6th
Eat & Run -Charity Cook-out
2pm-till
351A 14th st. in Park Slope BK
Take F train to 7th Ave. and "walk it out" to 14th
$10 donation $5 kids

"Hell's Kitchen"-Colonel Sanders Chickens Out

It has recently come to attention of the Minority Report that the beloved founder and iconic figurehead of KFC, was discovered to be a former
slave owner at one time. Yes, spicy and mild "dark meat" indeed.
While residing in Kentucky for over 85 yrs. it was said that he owned up to 13 some odd slaves (I'm guessing one for each herb and spice in his secret recipe) on his sprawling plantation and large chicken farm, said to be the biggest in the region at that time. However what's even more surprising about this revelation it that two of his closest
"house servants" were none other than the real-life advertising mascots "Uncle Ben" and "Aunt Jemima!"
Deep like fish grease, right!?!
Descendants of the Ben and Jemima, have publicly made claims that the good Colonel stole & sold their family's cookbook to industry giants for undisclosed millions, and are now seeking to sue the greedy
chicken corporation.
*Side note: Man, can you just imagine meals at that house?
Early morning breakfast with "Auntie" cooking up her now famous flapjacks topped with her warm homemade syrup, then BAM, dinner comes and you've got the Colonels 3 course cuisine
(Biscuit, mash w/gravy, and spicy chicken) and "Uncle's" rice
staring up from the plate at you. Damn, I just made myself hungry.
As this story further unfolds like a dinner napkin, I'll keep you
"a breast" of things...or at least a thigh. (Lol)

"Flipping Out"-Free iHOP Pancakes?!

Now this is news to me too, but apparently today is
National Pancake Day (yeah never heard of it either),
but now that am aware of it, HELL YEAH am a jump on it!
FREE pancakes all day?!
That's like saying free burgers to (Popeye character) "Whimpy!"
This Feb. 12th will make the 3rd of it's kind in conjunction with benefiting the Children's Miracle Network, so your eating of "free" 'cakes will actually be a charitable act. Win win for everybody involved.
iHOP only asks that guest donate the amount they would have paid for the "freebie" meal to the charity. The pancake chain is looking to not only raise your calories & cholestoral rate, but $750,000 in donations. Hopeful that'll go toward a charity to help cure you once you get diabetes, from all those pancakes w/ syrup. Just joking (but no really). Eat up Short stack.

"Sip, Sip, Sippin' On Sizzrupp!" -IHOP BKLYN

About two weeks ago I received an urgent e-mail from a "commuting comrade" of mine that's a self-professed "pancake addict" that contained a link which took me to a "pancake chat room" like forum (yeah,who knew?), and the topic of discussion was "Why isn't there an IHOP in BK?" Word up! No lie. Not but 2 mins. later I get another e-mail stating that Britney's a crazy B word...and how she's found an IHOP downtown Brooklyn so we have to go...like now! I could just see her taping her veins as she sent the message (lol). She (we'll call her "Sisi" to protect her identity) and her close friend claim that they luv'em so much it may as well be named "the International CRACK House of Pancakes" seriously. After being seated by a waiter (who looked as if the "Rooti, Tooti, Fresh 'N Fruity w/nuts" was a personal tribute to him), it was face to plates and elbows to the tables. No spooning tonight, just a whole lot of forking! After eating, the "2 woman pancake cult" recruited me and I became an "International Lover" too. If you flip over flapjacks here's the addy:

IHOP
276 Livingston Street, Brooklyn New York
Mon-Thurs. 6am-10pm, Fri.-Sun. 7am-12pm
(718)222-4467