"All I Do Is WIN, WIN, WIN!" -Next Sunday's Largest Superbowl Party In NYC

Year in and year out like clockwork the Block Association has been hosting (for FOUR yrs. now) a large gathering of folks all in the interest of watching the NFL's season best two teams duke it out for world championship. And year in year out like a steadily growing child each passing year it just grows bigger & BIGGER! Well this year will NOT be any different! Why? Cause not only will we be partnering up with both Showcase Ent. & Empire Entity, BUT also we'll be taking over the entire space of the beautiful SLATE which technically gives us the bragging right to say it WILL be hand's down "The largest Superbowl viewing party in NYC!" YEAP, we'll be turning SLATE into one HUGE living room next Sunday (Feb. 3rd), and you'll have a front row seat ANYWHERE in the house. Especially w/over 30 flat screen TVs and one large projector on deck. What better way to watch the big game and the even bigger half-time show performance by Beyonce' (& special guest)?!? And of course, food, table reserved/special bottle packages will be thrown in the mix w/ an after party celebration to make THIS ONE just as memorable as the past ones...BONG! Here are some deets, bottle prices are coming shortly trust.

Sunday Feb 3rd
the Block Association Presents 
"My Uber Sunday Super Bowl Party" 
@ Slate -54 W 21st (5th & 6th)
Music by DJ Trauma, Frei Speech
& Danny Ocean
Hosted by the Block Boys x Showcase Ent  
x Empire Entity

NO COVER W/ MANDATORY RSVP CLICK HERE
www.myubersuperbowl.eventbrite.com

Table Reservation + Bottle Service, Bday Celebration
Contact theblockRSVP@gmail.com

Executive Suite Game Package ( Team of 10-12 players )

$700

2 bottles of Ciroc or Grey Goose

2 bottles of Moscato, Pinot Grigio , Cabernet , or House Champagne

Large bucket of wings

Choice of 4 other items from our Superbowl menu

Bucket of 6 heinekens

A package of Lemonade Made Drinks

Box Seats Game Package ( Team of 6-8 players )

$350

1 bottle of Ciroc or Grey Goose

1 bottle of Moscato , Pinot Grigio , Cabernet or House Champagne

Plate of buffalo wings

Choice of 2 other items from our "Superbowl" menu  (some items excluded)

A Package of Lemonade Made Drinks

Front Row Seats Game Package ( Team of 4 players )

$150

3 bottles of Moscato,  Pinot Grigio, Cabernet, or House Champagne

Plate of buffalo wings

Choice of 2 other items from our "Superbowl" menu  (some items excluded)

A Package of Lemonade Made Drinks 

"You Can Get W/This Or You Can get W/That!"-Summer Fun Is Now ON!

YO! It's a hellava lot of things going on for the next two days that will set you straight for partying for a LEAST a month! All starting TODAY with not one, but TWO Drake events going on! The first one will be at the South St. Seaport after work around 6pm (till 9pm) which is where he'll be performing for FREE courtesy of Paper Magazine (along w/ Hanson & Ninjasonik)
Then he's doing overtime later at his album release party. WHEW! Or you can say "F**K Drake!" all together and stop thru to the-Dream's "Love King" listening party where Idris Elba will be guest DJing at! Who cares if he can spin? Chicks will come out just to watch this dude plug in his iPod! Catch your breath for tomorrow cause ya girl Kelly Rowland needs you to come out and support her, on her latest release listening party post-Destiny Child effort. It's days like these I WISH I had a twin man! Or a clone...or even a lil' brother that listens & looks up to me. But that's another issue. LOL!

"At Last, Another Cat Fight!" - Knowles Knows Beef!

First Aretha, NOW Beyonce' has got Etta James (famous for that "At Last" song) to deal with. Yeah, I heard it's hard being a diva, and even harder when an upstart starts singing your signature songs...Dem fighting words! Lucky for me, I have friends in high places nice enough to leak to me a phone convo between Cadillac records star Etta James and "the Queen" herself Ms. Franklin plotting on Beyonce'! Bey better call Sasha Fierce or Destiny's Child for back up man! MEOW! Read along:

Ring! Ring! Ring!
Etta: Hello? Re Re? Girl you up? Get up sis, we gotta talk child!

Aretha:(Munching) Oh heeeey, E.J. Yeah I'm up. Just making myself a lil' midnight snacky snack. Why, what's up?

Etta: Oh girl, you didn't hear yet huh? Well ya girl "Bey Bey" is at it AGAIN! This child done lost her weaved headed mind! See I okayed her to play me in the movie, but NOT in life girl! That ol' Will Smith looking of a President, Obama, had her singing MY $#!+! Oooooweee I'm hot like GRITS on Al Green's face over this girl! And you KNOW my blood pressure is bad.

Aretha: Now now calm down Etta, I warned you bout F%3*in' with that young girl from day one. But you wanted her to play you and that's just what she did...PLAYED YOU! She KNOW not to get in my way. Her AND her daddy! That's just why I wore that big ass hat, to block America from seeing her ass up there. I got stored away a whole Mason jar fulla preserved "whoop ass" saved up for that girl. And I'm DYING to open it up! Imma make her and her husband have matching lips!

Etta:(Laughing) I hear that $#!* (laughter) I'm mo' catch her ass at the Grammys just wait. And I DARE her to sing my motherf#*^kin' song up there. She better learn to duck like Bush, cause shoes WILL be flying! Hmmm don't get me started (coughing).

Well the conversation turned to food and other diva like stuff, but you get the gist of things. Here's some audio of Etta ranting off at a recent (mall) concert that she wasn't even suppose to be singing at.

"My Girl Left Me For Benjamin, Grant, & Jackson" -New Jay-Z BluePrint III Track

In these hard economic times even a multi- millionaire like the "Jigga Man" has to wonder "Will my honey go, when my cash flow get low?" Now I don't have no where near a third of the cash he even walks around in his wallet with, and I still ask that question myself at times. I'm guessing the goal this year is to find a hot R&B chick, that's claim to fame is being one third of a platinum selling girl group, who's side gigs are being a spokesperson for major brands, AND acts in films from time to time. Maybe then I'll be able to sleep easier at night... Ya think? Well till then, I'll let Hov speak on it from his perspective through music: Hit the triangle and listen up!

"You Ready Bey?"-Knot Yet, But Soon..

First off, a big congrats are in order to the "Jigga Man" for landing a historical (for a rapper) multi-million dollar ($150m) album deal with the concert promotion company Live Nation. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the company check the back of your most recent ticket stubs, you're see their logo print on there somewhat. Ｔhe deal goes like this, Hova gets a 10 million advance for each album recorded, and has a minimum of 3 album obligation to fulfill...SWEET! So expect to hear "the Blueprint 3-10" on your iTouch in the very near future (lol). Now on to the BIG news. I'm certain that you've heard the wedding rumors (the real ones) floating about concerning the marriage licence (between Jay-Z & Beyonce') filed recently. Well, guess what the Minority Report as obtained some "inside trader scoops" on what it'll take to go down the aisle for both. U ready? Alright I'll stop stalling and spill the "pork-n-beans." Okay, first on the list was that by no means can Memphis Bleek be in the wedding party if he wears that outdated do-rag he's known for. Kanye is uninvited if he's to show up sporting his tuxedo shirt open, there's a four button minimum Mr. West. Sister of the Bride, Solange, has be informed that she is NOT to sing at the wedding AND the reception. Also former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland, can never ever put out another CD, unless the couple divorces. As the newly wedded couple walk down the aisle, the wedding party has been instructed to throw up the ROC sign in the air. Instead of the traditional "jumping of the broom" the blissful couple have opted to "jump the gun" as an alternative. Diddy has donated free cases of Ciroc for the reception. And lastly, to bury the hatchet, former Rocafella co-founder Dame Dash, give up multiple pairs of Pro-Keds to tie to the back of the honeymooning celeb couples' Maybach, replacing the usual cans used for the occassion. Well that's all I uncovered for the moment, more on this breaking news later.