"It's The ROC In The Building!" -Jay-Z Expanses Dynasty

With constant outside pressure from his rap rivals about being "too old" or "long in the tooth" to still be in the game. What does Jay-Z do in response? Turn BACK time! Well NOT literally, but now with his newly purchased facial line decreasing skin care product line, he's looking to do just THAT! Hey, he's smart enough to know that his mature styled lyrics are in part BECAUSE of his wisdom through age. But that doesn't mean he has to LOOK it right? Story has it that Bey, a user of the French anti-aging product for years (you DO know she's really older right?), put (not so "Young" anymore ) Hov on to it about a year ago, when an approaching b'day got him depressed. He loved the results SO much, and the fact that (DUH!) It has ROC already on the label, it was a no brainer to buy into stock. From a milli' to half a billi' huh? WOW! Now it's weird to think that there's some ol' ass cougars out there running around thinking that they're now down w/ ROC nation!

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"Representin' BK To the Fullest!" -B.I.G & Jay-Z Reunite! Sat. Aug.15th "Rock the Block BK"

You've probably heard by now that a good amount of key "Brookly
nistas" are planning a HUGE arts festival down in the DUMBO called "Rock the Block BK" right? Well here's the kicker, at the end of the concert (yeah, they'll be a live show, I'll explain who later) we'll be starting off the after party with one of the BIGGEST (pun intended) musical tributes Brooklyn's even seen! "B.I.G. Pimpin' " salutes the two best that ever did it. Jay & Big not only made Brooklyn iconic world wide, they defined what BK swagger was. Period dot! Enough talk, here's the quote for quote of exactly what I mean!

Tale of the tape (deck):
Jay-Z aka S Dot Carter, Jigga Man, Iceberg Slim, Young Vito, J-Hova, the God MC, J to the A, William H. Holla, born Shawn Carter, "Greatest Rapper Alive."

the Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie, aka Biggle Smalls, B.I.G., Frank White, Francis M.H. White, the King of NY, Big Poppa, born Christopher Wallace, "Greatest Rapper of All Time."

B.I.G. said..
"...And I'am, Crooklyn's finest, you rewind this, Bad Boy's behind us!"

"Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant, it's the livest one, representin' BK to the fullest.."

"Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement..."

"...You got it nigga flaunt it, that Brooklyn bullshit, we on it!"

"Tims for my hooligans in Brooklyn..."

"Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at?"

"...Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way!"

" My Bed-Stuy flow's malicious, delicious. F**k three wishes, I made my road to riches..."

"This goes out to by Brooklyn crew, put ya hands up in the air if ya feel me"

" Niggaz can't harm me, I keep the army. Is Brooklyn in the house? Without a doubt.

But Jay-Z said...
"But if a man test my Stuy, I promise he won't like my reply"

"Like a momma you birth me, Brooklyn you nursed me. School me with that hard knocks better than Berkley"

"Bed-Stuy, Brownsville, C.I. the best in the game since Daddy Kane & B.I."

"Cough up a lung, where I'm from, Marcy son! Ain't nothin' nice..."

"For my Brownsville neighbors, how about some hardcore?"

"I'm ballin' for real, you keep pump fakin' it. Manhattan keeps on faking it, Brooklyn keeps on taking it! Yeah!"

"You crazy? You think your little bit of rhymes can play me? I from Marcy, I'm varsity chump, you JV."

"Get ya chain tookin', I might do it myself , I'm so Brooklyn!"

"Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same. Brooklyn be the place where I serve them thangs."

"I'm from Marcy son, just thought I'd remind yall."

WOW! They made Brooklyn more than just a borough, It's a state of mind now! Come August 15th EVERYBODY attending "Rock the Block BK" will be from Brooklyn for a day.
Join us please, as we most proudly present to you...

Sat. Aug 15th
Rock the Block & Keistar Productions presents
"B.I.G. Pimpin' " -the B.I.G & Jay-Z Musical Reunion!
Dumbo Loft- 155 Water St. near Pearl St.
Music by your favorite DJ's two DJs
Spinna & the Legendary Scratch
10pm-2am

"Jay-Z & Biggie Smalls n***a shit ya drawer!
Brooklyn goin out for all!"

"Mary & Jay Show Luv In The City" -Big Show TONIGHT!

Not only will the ROC Boys be in the building tonight, so will the "M" Report! I'm HYPED too! Trust that I will make all attempts to bring back as much coverage as physically and visually possible, in case you're not able to attend tonight's concert. I got you. Matter o' fact for those that ARE attending, come holla at me real quick (cause I am trying to enjoy the show you know) and let me take a pic to "blog you" . I'll be in seat 350 row F (seriously, no joke). Oh and can you bring a beverage for me with you too, I'll be thirsty from talking to all the other "fans" that stopped by. Lol!

"You Ready Bey?"-Knot Yet, But Soon..

First off, a big congrats are in order to the "Jigga Man" for landing a historical (for a rapper) multi-million dollar ($150m) album deal with the concert promotion company Live Nation. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the company check the back of your most recent ticket stubs, you're see their logo print on there somewhat. Ｔhe deal goes like this, Hova gets a 10 million advance for each album recorded, and has a minimum of 3 album obligation to fulfill...SWEET! So expect to hear "the Blueprint 3-10" on your iTouch in the very near future (lol). Now on to the BIG news. I'm certain that you've heard the wedding rumors (the real ones) floating about concerning the marriage licence (between Jay-Z & Beyonce') filed recently. Well, guess what the Minority Report as obtained some "inside trader scoops" on what it'll take to go down the aisle for both. U ready? Alright I'll stop stalling and spill the "pork-n-beans." Okay, first on the list was that by no means can Memphis Bleek be in the wedding party if he wears that outdated do-rag he's known for. Kanye is uninvited if he's to show up sporting his tuxedo shirt open, there's a four button minimum Mr. West. Sister of the Bride, Solange, has be informed that she is NOT to sing at the wedding AND the reception. Also former Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland, can never ever put out another CD, unless the couple divorces. As the newly wedded couple walk down the aisle, the wedding party has been instructed to throw up the ROC sign in the air. Instead of the traditional "jumping of the broom" the blissful couple have opted to "jump the gun" as an alternative. Diddy has donated free cases of Ciroc for the reception. And lastly, to bury the hatchet, former Rocafella co-founder Dame Dash, give up multiple pairs of Pro-Keds to tie to the back of the honeymooning celeb couples' Maybach, replacing the usual cans used for the occassion. Well that's all I uncovered for the moment, more on this breaking news later.