"I Need Some Space" -Three HOT Trailers From The Third Rock From The Sun

I'm guessing Hollywood collectively decided that filming other "planets" was becoming WAY too expensive to do. Besides Earth is a thousand times more interesting! Hopefully we'll NEVER know in our lifetime how the end will come, but that doesn't stop us curious humans from forking our hard earned money to purchase tickets and sit for 2hrs. in a dark room full of strangers to find out. Myself included. Here are 3 sci-fi movies coming later this year that believe Earth is the last frontier. And prove we're just too fuc*in lazy to leave our orbit and visit our galaxies. LOL.

OBLIVION -Tom Cruise AFTER EARTH -Will & Jaden Smith STAR TREK: Into Darkness -J.J. Abrams

"Live Long , And Profit!" -Star Trek Movie Review

Yeah...I know, late as ever. But as I explained before I hate going to a movie that has alot of hype surrounding it on the first weekend. The long lines, the sold out show times, the mix match seating, the rowdy fan boys...I'm not with all that. So either that Monday or within that same week, a sneak into a showing at MY leisure. No fuss, no rush. Long story short, I finally got to see Star Trek. As stated in the past, I'm more of a Star Wars dude, but I'm not a hater. A GOOD movie is a GOOD movie, and this was a GOOD movie! Having grown up on the T.V. show I was familiar with the characters but not a follower, so I wasn't lost to who's who in the film. From the jump, there was action aplenty! Summer movies require a strong dose of that (action) and this had enough. Everyone casted was a spot on look-alike and acted similar to the original cast, thumbs up on that. All except for the Captain (James T. Kirk) himself, which wasn't necessary..at all! Nobody wants a William Shatner impression, unless this was to be a comedy. And speaking of comedy it had it's moments of that as well, which rounded out the movie. It wasn't any big laughs but It was little cool quotes (from the series) that even non "Trekkies" have heard before. Also this was Spock's movie just as much as it was the story of how Kirk became the captain of the USS Enterprise. Dude from Heroes killed it! Zachary Q-whatever? Dope! Couldn't see anybody else playing the new Spock but him. But of course, there had to be at least one "head scratcher" within the film right? Yeah, that Uhura and Spock thing right? Was that what you were thinking too? That was too too random for me dawg! When girls (especially fine ass African-American Earth women, lol) blame me for being emotion less (like Spock) I get dumped! That had no effect of ol' girl... It actually turned her on!?! Say word! But Spock wasn't "Vulcan around" with hon, he has a whole planet to revenge! Life long and Proper (like Hammer) and I'm out son. Go see it!

"Danger, Watch Yo Self!" -Previews From The Trailer Park

While you're waiting in line (or just getting out of one) to peep the much-hyped Watchmen movie, here's some trailers you may have seen before the featured film. So you may as well get back in line for tix for these too while you're there, and save yourself the time. I'll post a review of Watchmen IF i'm lucky enough to even see it this weekend I promise. Pinky sware! Lol.

"I Come In Peace" -Madea A Trekkie?

Er???
Yes you read it correctly.
ya boy Tyler Perry,
famously known
(some say infamously)
as his high-strung family patriarch alter-ego "Madea"
has currently been casted to join the
Star Trek USS. Enterprise crew!
Wild right? Honestly speaking, the brother CAN act, outside of the over-the-top cross gender Mom he portrays on screen. So I'm not too worried about him pulling it off. Not to say I ever was worried to begin with, being that, by no means am I a Tyler Perry OR Star Trek fan
(I'm more the Star Wars type ...oops,sorry temporary geek moment) However I was cheering the fact that they were diversifying the cast with more color . "Homeboys In Space" for the '08! I know that Pharrell is pissed! Maybe he'll do the soundtrack...maybe?

MOVIES: "Hot Buttered Popcorn!"

This year in film can only be summed up by one phrase only,
"Get Yo Geek On!"
MARVEL vs D.C. plays out of the silver screen finally (...well sort of)
"The Incredible Hulk" and "Iron Man" double up against
"The Dark Knight" The winner...Batman, word is he has a "Joker" up his sleeve.
Will Smith ("Hancock") vs. his new BFF Tom Cruise ("Valkyrie"). Two words...Summer madness!
"Speed Racer" vs "Get Smart" vs "Sex and the City" Tune in to these three TV favorites.
Who will gain "commercial" success?
We'll have another "Harry (Potter)", "Hellboy(2)", and "Harold (& Kumar) on our hands.
For the fanboys "Fanboy", "Star Trek", and (yes finally) another "Indiana Jones" movie.
Not forgetting to mention a new addition to the "Naria" series, "Cloverfield." "Bond" (#22),
"Wanted," "10,000 B.C." The unholy trinity of Pacino, De Niro, and Jackson (as in Curtis...as in 50 Cent) in "The Righteous Kill." and lastly Pixar's "Wall*E"rounding out just SOME of the must sees.

MY PREDICTION '08:
Forget last year's "I Am Legend"... I Am Broke will the buzzed about movie drama in '08.
I will...
A) Start dating foreign style I.E. Dutch as opposed to African-American style. Or...
B) Get mad cool with the street corner foreign exchange student Mr. D.V. D'botlega.
I never ask, & he'll never tell. Umm can I get 3 for 10?