Let's start with the basics, first of all did you RSVP? Let's just get that outta the way to begin with. 10x out if 10 it's a
Facebook invite floating around on-line or an e-mailed flier with all the deets attached sent to your personal email account. Got it? When you reply
IF and when you decide to come, be as detailed as possible. Full names, # of guests, bottle service, private celebration (b'day, graduation, etc.) attending with panties or none (just joking...but seriously not). Most important the
NAME of the event as well usually we'll have more than one thing going on, so that helps.
Questions about
"what's the age requirement" shouldn't even be asked at
this point and time any more! Why? Because the legal age to get into any
club is 21 if it's serving alcohol...Period! Besides we don't party
with kids. This is not a baby shower so leave the young ones with their
dad! Of age and forgot your ID? Oh well, see you at the next one! Can't
help ya on that one buddy, real talk!
Someone recently asked
"Is there a dance floor?" Not a dumb question but
not the brightest either. That person obviously
NEVER been to a
Block
Association event! We turn couches into dance floors even if there is
none!
LOL.
Ok now on to the important stuff, the
DRESS CODE! Let's start with the men this time. Ok we shouldn't be having this discussion with grown ass men, but I'm just puttin' on those that are "newbies" to our movement. Here's how s**t goes...
NO BOOTS! What are you a trucker? You just came straight from your construction job to the party?
NO NEGRO NO! It's not happening!
NOT on my watch! Use those boots to kick rocks somewhere else kiddo! This is not a
Naughty by Nature video set. Beside standing on couches in Tims is a
"no bueno" look chump.
NO SHORTS! Unless you can pull off the
"Carlton" from
the Fresh Prince look
DON'T DO IT! Yeah it's summer and we
DO like shorts but you
BETTER be a chick with a mean stinker to get in with those buddy! And since you're not...*
D.O.A.*
NO T-SHIRTS! Well we'll make exceptions
IF and only if you're rocking a summer blazer over it. It can come off if it's warm, but
AT LEAST start off fresh homie! You'll be needing that blazer to hide those pits stains anyways...
LOL! NO HATS or JERSEYS! How old are we now? Unless you're playing for the team that you're rocking...
F**KOUTTAHERE! Don't even come on the
BLOCK of the event with that s**t! You've already embarrassed yourself, don't drag
US down with you! Lastly
NO FAKEASSNESS! Meaning don't come thinking an outfit composed of shoes with the
LV print
ALL over 'em, a
Fendi belt w/ the "F" and
Gucci bucket hat is
"DOING IT!" It just
MAY all be real (highly doubtful) but son...you already doing
WAY too much. Seriously! The women that attend our events
HAVE $, impress them with a drink (or a bottle, go head you a baller
RIGHT?) sent to their table playboy. That arm grabbing w/
"What's good shorty?" will get you a swift ticket right back outside looking up at the roof...from the sidewalk view. Frei speech!
Now on to the ladies! You're been doing a
GREAT job so far, but as
Drake says
"I'm just sayin' you can do better!" HOW? I'm glad you asked, cause I'm about to tell you.
NO TIGHTS AS PANTS! Unless you're about to flash mob dance or you
ACTUALLY have the body for it, stay clear from this on-going trend! Fo' realz! Some of your "peers" mess thangs up for
EVERYBODY, so it's banned altogether. This is not
Black (girl)
Swan the movie!
NO FREAKIN' FLIP FLOP / FLATS! I shouldn't have to explain why, and if I do...
DON'T COME! Suffer like a real woman would! Keep 'em in the bag till the
VERY END! And
FYI if you're deciding to attend
"commando" aka panty less
PLEASE (I can't stress this enough) inform us in advance (to
theBlockRSVP@gmail.com) with a
Facebook profile picture. Just cause...we like to know stuff like that.
DUH!
Final notes is: Get there
EARLY! The
WHOLE entire Earth is coming out Sunday, so don't show up late thinking you cute hoping to get a table and bottles...again
DOA!
YES! Food will be available to order, but that
DOES NOT by any means invite every fat chick you know! It's not
FREE food! Service
WILL be a lil' slow due to the sheer amount of orders being placed so
BE PATIENCE!
ALL exits are
FINAL! Don't try to go rescue your
"mans and them" or your
BFF at the door cause you'll be right outside with them...Looking
UP!
Parking is
FREE on Sundays around the area but
GOOD LUCK finding a space.
C, E, or
1 train to 50th St is your best bet.
The space holds about 500 but we're probably doing 600 EASY that day...
EARLY!
If you see an ex there at the event
leave her alone! She with
the Block now, her life is better this way.
YES Reggae, Soca, Hip-Hop, R&B, and even
SLOW JAMS will be played eventually through out the night! So
PLEASE do not disturb the DJs unless it's to say
"Hey you're doing a GREAT job!" or
"I have a check for you, who do I make it out to?" or maybe even
After party at my house, come scratch ME!" (ladies
ONLY that last one)
Name & guest amount # to t
heBlockRSVP@gmail.com OR http://blockskysthelimit.eventbrite.com
See you guys TONIGHT at "High Defintion Fridays" @BUTTER 12PM-4AM