"Flashing Lights" -Paparazzi Pics (Pt.229)

Last Wednesday, I have NO clue just how, but I attended not one but TWO parties back to back and STILL had the strength to get up to grind (no not sexually) the next morning! First I began my "tour of duty" in LES at Happy Ending for one Reese Splendid's birthday gathering. Which started at a decent time, cause Lord knows ANYTHING later I would have tapped out early, and been mad I slept through it. I was comrade-less most of the night so I called in "the Calvary" aka Block Association gang members Silky Valente' and L.A. for the assist. Rumors spread fast that BET'S 106 & Park anniversary party was going down at Marquee, and we NEEDED to get over there pronto before our link to get in was mummified...a wrap! Luckily we found parking rather quick, and was inside lickity split, thick in the middle of the madness. Trey Songz posted up RIGHTNEXT to us so we were bombarded by all the loose groupies, security, and flung panties thrown in his direction. Once one fell into our ice bucket (EWWWW!) it was time to get our coats outta coat check. Trey "seemed" preoccupied by whatever Chris Brown was doing in his booth (note him looking off in the pic posted below). But I brushed it off thinking "I must be beef from their rival Virginia high school wrestling team days." Eh? Who cares? I'm gone.

"All BET(s) Are Off!" -BET Awards Re-cap

I know I'm three days late on this but as thee Minority Report, I just GOTTA talk about...I just GOTTA! Feeling towards it? It was straight fiasco with no Lupe brother! Got a minute? Can we talk? What type of "Niggerati" shit was that! Trey Songz for an O'jay tribute? Sorry but dude couldn't carry their bags let alone a note! Let alone Tevin Cambell dude. Throw dude on a young Michael tribute NOT the 'Jays dog! And speaking of the Jacksons, Janet's face said enough for me man. I damn near cried (no homo) too. But Joe Jackson on the other hand...what was that about! At least ACT sad, not excited (or was that just his weird ass eyebrows?). Now is not the time to be promoting no damn label man, no one is signed to (lol). However, I was glad to see that New Edition could put down the pipe for at least a moment, and set their differences aside and perform together...well at that. Kudos. Kudos also to"Mr. Clean" Ne-Yo as well, very classy dude. Love me Beyonce' but ummm this is BET not the MET sister! Save that one for Lincoln Center or Carnagie Hall. Yawn. Then Don "Soul Train" Corny-elius took the whole show off the tracks. I keep trying to fast forward a LIVE show. Double yawn, and thrown some Z's on it! And I get it that Drake is hot like right now, at this moment in time, but performing on a bar stool is NOT the road to major stardom. Dude was sitting down on the job. He may as well had came out in character as "Jimmy" in the wheelchair right! Lame! And what was with the "tweens" groping them on stage to those lyrics? Is he "Drake Kelly" in the making? Even R. Kelly flinched like "Now, that's TOO damn young man! Where's the after party it?" Bad business homie. The highlights for me was, Eddie Levert cursing. Beyonce's legs, Jay performing w/a band, Keri Hilson's face, the "Blame It" song, and Maxwell (...somewhat, too many damn feathers for me). Plus Jamie Foxx telling Diddy "Don't make me put my foot in yo ass!" Oh yeah, I almost forgot...the credits rolling at the end. LOL!

BTW* T-Pain you and your "Big Ass Chain" time is almost up! D.O.A. hey hey hey good bye!

"Chameleon Shows Her True Colors" -Rippin' The Runway Up!

If you're planning on watching tonight's airing of "Rip the Runway" on BET, then keep a sharp eye out for our homegirl Tiara Chameleon doing what she's destined to do. She'll be making her very first T.V. appearance, when she hits the stage coming out to Busta Rhymes performing "Arab Money." She's be the one wearing a green bathing suit, if you need another tell tell clue just who to look for. We're taking shots everytime she comes on screen, but I doubt we'll be getting drunk. Lol. Big up Tiara, Ya large girl!
*Mar.2nd 9pm on BET

The Darker Peter Parker " -The Other "Web Head"

Okay I've ALREADY missed 6 days but it's still not too late. I'm no Obama, but I need your support and valued vote for something a little less audacious. Here's the thing, there's this thing called the "Black Weblog Awards" (and NO...the show won't be broadcasted on BET) that I'm looking to be nominated for. But I can't do it for myself so this is where you guys come in at. Just go to this link:
BlackWeblogAwards.com
And do as it's instructing you to do. It's fast and painless, plus you'll feel alot better about yourself once it's done. And oh btw, Thanks for reading and telling folks about the M. Report. Good news spreads fast, GREAT news spreads even faster. Now, where can I find a cheap tux from?