"All BET(s) Are Off!" -BET Awards Re-cap

I know I'm three days late on this but as thee Minority Report, I just GOTTA talk about...I just GOTTA! Feeling towards it? It was straight fiasco with no Lupe brother! Got a minute? Can we talk? What type of "Niggerati" shit was that! Trey Songz for an O'jay tribute? Sorry but dude couldn't carry their bags let alone a note! Let alone Tevin Cambell dude. Throw dude on a young Michael tribute NOT the 'Jays dog! And speaking of the Jacksons, Janet's face said enough for me man. I damn near cried (no homo) too. But Joe Jackson on the other hand...what was that about! At least ACT sad, not excited (or was that just his weird ass eyebrows?). Now is not the time to be promoting no damn label man, no one is signed to (lol). However, I was glad to see that New Edition could put down the pipe for at least a moment, and set their differences aside and perform together...well at that. Kudos. Kudos also to"Mr. Clean" Ne-Yo as well, very classy dude. Love me Beyonce' but ummm this is BET not the MET sister! Save that one for Lincoln Center or Carnagie Hall. Yawn. Then Don "Soul Train" Corny-elius took the whole show off the tracks. I keep trying to fast forward a LIVE show. Double yawn, and thrown some Z's on it! And I get it that Drake is hot like right now, at this moment in time, but performing on a bar stool is NOT the road to major stardom. Dude was sitting down on the job. He may as well had came out in character as "Jimmy" in the wheelchair right! Lame! And what was with the "tweens" groping them on stage to those lyrics? Is he "Drake Kelly" in the making? Even R. Kelly flinched like "Now, that's TOO damn young man! Where's the after party it?" Bad business homie. The highlights for me was, Eddie Levert cursing. Beyonce's legs, Jay performing w/a band, Keri Hilson's face, the "Blame It" song, and Maxwell (...somewhat, too many damn feathers for me). Plus Jamie Foxx telling Diddy "Don't make me put my foot in yo ass!" Oh yeah, I almost forgot...the credits rolling at the end. LOL!

BTW* T-Pain you and your "Big Ass Chain" time is almost up! D.O.A. hey hey hey good bye!

"Flashing Lights" Paparazzi Pics (Pt.138)

Ummm was this some early April Fool's joke that was being played? Cause after waiting for a good 45 mins to get in, damn near EVERYONE on line was told that their name was NOT on the list! Folks that were cutting the line to get in first, was cut from getting in all together! Not one to take "NO!" for an answer. I found a lucky link to get in...on the red carpet at that! Young Lord (Ernie Gaines' super producer) came through in the clutch, to save Tiff (Butch Diva) and I from disappointment and making it an early night. Once inside, there was no REAL excitement other then the open bar. Steph O'Con made it inside already and so we just made the best of things dance to whatever seemed catchy. After Keri arrived seems like the party made a bee line to the vip area she was posted up at! Once that happened, what little vibe that WAS going on, was gone! And so was we! D-Nice spun Ernie's single "So Sorry" and so was we that we were so pressed to come out. Uno!

"Flip Hilson" -Keri Is So Very...

Okay follow industry party hoppers, Keri Hilson is doing a not so hush hush album release party tonight so start texting with the quickness anyone you know that will get you inside. Even if you come dressed as a bartender to get in the building I'll understand your motives. LOL. I'd give you the address but that would be TOO easy for you and I know you just LOVE the challenge! Hahahaa See ya there! I'll try to blog as much as possible for you...If I even get in.