"Get Into the Party Life"- Get Your Body In Motion

Here's the play by play calendar of places and events that you NEED to be at to maintain your "in crowd" status. I put'em in one neat lil' package so it's easier for you to keep up...if you can (evil laugh).

Tues. March 25th
Vento's (Hudson bet. W.13th & 14th St.)
AfterWork Party
6PM-11PM
DJ Triple X and DJ Will
Warning don't LOSE your job drinking too much
FREE admission all night

Wed. March 26th
"theDark" / "Black on Black in Black"
Kush lounge (191 Chrystie St. off Houston)
9PM-4AM Open Bar starts @ 9 till supplies last
DJ Treats /Rockers NYC
the Minority Report Official Launch / Jahrem's B'day
All-black attire required for entree
Live performances galore. Early arrival highly suggested.
FREE admission based on attire and saying "the Minority Report"

The Roots Listening Party (Invite Only)
7PM-10PM
If you don't know where, I'm not telling (lol)

Fri. March 28th
"Down-N-Derby"
Studio B (259 Banker St. near Meserole)
Williamsburg , Bklyn
10PM-4AM
$7 at the door, $5 w/ RSVP
$3 skate rentals available, or bring your own

Sat. March 29th
"the Future Is Yours" After Party
Loft 406 @ YUME BKNY (925 Bergen St. near Franklin Ave.)
"A Pajama Jam from the New Millenium"
10PM-Whenever
PJ /Sleepwear attire required,
Memories, Music, and Mayhem what more can you ask for?

Thurs. March 3rd***
the Minority Report x Yume x Kiser presents
"the Class Reunion" Hosted by HEAvY
Scoplello's (63 Lafayette Ave. off Fulton)
8PM-12PM (EVERY 1st Thurs of the month)
The (much need) "reunion" of "classy" events to BK
Reunited with old friends over good food and music
'70's-90's best sounds plus some NEW stuff thrown in.
FREE admission all night (2 drink min.)

"Same S#!+ Different Toilet"- You're Welcome

To clear up any confusion you may have, the answer is YES! This is the same All-Black attire event that I posted as well as "theDARK" that you may have been invited to already. So now, you can stop with all the worried phone calls and frantic e-mails about having to choose which event to attend, and the "Why is there two all-black theme affairs going on, on the same night?" questions. Mystery solved Scooby. It's called marketing. Btw, what I DID forget to mention on my invite is that, there will be an OPEN BAR sponsored by 42 Below Vodka starting at 9pm till the well runs dry. Hope you decide to attend and celebrate with us. Thanks in advance.

"theDark" / "Black on Black in Black"
Wednesday, March 26th 9pm-4am
Kush Lounge (191 Chrystie St.)
Jahrem's B'day / the Minority Report's Official Launch
All-Black attire necessary for entree
Say the Minority Report for FREE admission