"Get Yo Roll On!"-Roll, Skate, Bounce in BK

Even though the "Empire" has been defeated (both in Star Wars and in Brooklyn) the art of rollerskating seems to be making it's way back to the beloved boro of BK. Studio B in Williamsburg will be hosting it's third "Down-N-Derby" rollerskating theme party this Friday (March 28th). Trust me is is not for the first-timers or faint-of-heart. These skaters are SERIOUS! From their stripped headbands, right down to their knee-high tube socks, they walk the walk and look the part. I know American Apparel makes a KILLIN' off of folks when these events come around. You can't find a nice pair of gold leggings anywhere in town (not that I personal was looking, lol).

"Down-N-Derby"
Studio B (259 Banker St. near Meserole)
Friday, March 28th 10PM-4AM
$7 at door $5 w/RSVP (downandderby.org)
$3 skate rentals or BYOS (bring or own s**t)
21 and over only

"Get Into the Party Life"- Get Your Body In Motion

Here's the play by play calendar of places and events that you NEED to be at to maintain your "in crowd" status. I put'em in one neat lil' package so it's easier for you to keep up...if you can (evil laugh).

Tues. March 25th
Vento's (Hudson bet. W.13th & 14th St.)
AfterWork Party
6PM-11PM
DJ Triple X and DJ Will
Warning don't LOSE your job drinking too much
FREE admission all night

Wed. March 26th
"theDark" / "Black on Black in Black"
Kush lounge (191 Chrystie St. off Houston)
9PM-4AM Open Bar starts @ 9 till supplies last
DJ Treats /Rockers NYC
the Minority Report Official Launch / Jahrem's B'day
All-black attire required for entree
Live performances galore. Early arrival highly suggested.
FREE admission based on attire and saying "the Minority Report"

The Roots Listening Party (Invite Only)
7PM-10PM
If you don't know where, I'm not telling (lol)

Fri. March 28th
"Down-N-Derby"
Studio B (259 Banker St. near Meserole)
Williamsburg , Bklyn
10PM-4AM
$7 at the door, $5 w/ RSVP
$3 skate rentals available, or bring your own

Sat. March 29th
"the Future Is Yours" After Party
Loft 406 @ YUME BKNY (925 Bergen St. near Franklin Ave.)
"A Pajama Jam from the New Millenium"
10PM-Whenever
PJ /Sleepwear attire required,
Memories, Music, and Mayhem what more can you ask for?

Thurs. March 3rd***
the Minority Report x Yume x Kiser presents
"the Class Reunion" Hosted by HEAvY
Scoplello's (63 Lafayette Ave. off Fulton)
8PM-12PM (EVERY 1st Thurs of the month)
The (much need) "reunion" of "classy" events to BK
Reunited with old friends over good food and music
'70's-90's best sounds plus some NEW stuff thrown in.
FREE admission all night (2 drink min.)