***Reminder For Tonight's Shindig***

Yet another reminder about tonights big affair "theDARK" Which is
the Minority Report's official launch party and "Black on Black in Black." Children of Da Curb / United Trade Show own Jahrem's B'day bash. Two parties for the price of NONE. I'll try to answer any questions you may have. YES, it's FREE all night depending on your attire (which should be all-black) and you mentioning "the Minority Report" at the door. YES, you should get there early. One because it's an open bar starting @ 9pm, and to simply avoid the line, bottom line (no pun intended). YES, you will have fun. Besides the good music, live acts and art will be going on. NO, I will not follow you around after I buy you a drink (unless you're cool with it) and lastly NO, we will NOT announce on the mic, that you son's jealous father is here in his pj's looking for you. We'll just invite him out to the YUME's "Pajama Jam" on Sat. LMAO hope to see you later.

Wed. March 26th
"theDark" / "Black on Black in Black"
Kush lounge (191 Chrystie St. off Houston)
9PM-4AM Open Bar starts @ 9 till supplies last
DJ Treats /Rockers NYC
the Minority Report Official Launch / Jahrem's B'day
All-black attire required for entree
Live performances galore. Early arrival highly suggested.
FREE admission based on attire and saying "the Minority Report"

"Same S#!+ Different Toilet"- You're Welcome

To clear up any confusion you may have, the answer is YES! This is the same All-Black attire event that I posted as well as "theDARK" that you may have been invited to already. So now, you can stop with all the worried phone calls and frantic e-mails about having to choose which event to attend, and the "Why is there two all-black theme affairs going on, on the same night?" questions. Mystery solved Scooby. It's called marketing. Btw, what I DID forget to mention on my invite is that, there will be an OPEN BAR sponsored by 42 Below Vodka starting at 9pm till the well runs dry. Hope you decide to attend and celebrate with us. Thanks in advance.

"theDark" / "Black on Black in Black"
Wednesday, March 26th 9pm-4am
Kush Lounge (191 Chrystie St.)
Jahrem's B'day / the Minority Report's Official Launch
All-Black attire necessary for entree
Say the Minority Report for FREE admission