"Roll Over And Roll Out! Transformers 3 Trailer

Just hopefully (fingers crossed) this will wipe the slate clean of the buffoonery slash coonery that the last one had with those twin Autobots that RUINED the movie experience for me. Now THIS one here looks promising! No Megan Fox in this one, but that's what we have Maxim Magazine for anyways. Right? I can just smell the popcorn and the geek sweat in the theaters ALREADY! Enjoy...

"I've Fallen For You, Don't Ever Transform...Ummm Change!"-Transformers 2 Movie Review

Even though you could never tell by the weather we're having, Summer has officially started folks once a Transformer movie comes out! Now I grew up on this cartoon phenom, but wasn't so "jazzed" hearing about a movie adaption of it. So much so, that when the first one came out, I never caught a showing in the theaters (gasp!). I first viewed it on a flat screen club TV out in Philly (on mute), then later on cable at a hotel in between "humpin' " Which isn't the best way to follow a movie. But I do remember liking the first movie. Now on to Transformers 2, which we knew HAD to happen due to all the ca$h one made. Well think of part two as one on that "Barry Bonds juice!" Bigger, louder, and I went deafer lol. Now this is the stuff Summer block buster should be made of. Not to much hard thinking involved, alot of fight scenes, sexy on screen women, a lil' suspenseful, a lil' emotional, a lot of humor. This isn't an "oscar worthy" film, but it is what it is...which is pretty good. Trust me, It had it's plot (and script) "wtf?" moments, but the action is so quick, it's no time for deep thoughts about "HUH? Can someone PLEASE explain to me how that happened?" I think that's how the movie studios get you into seeing it again (lol). Anyways, that Fox chick? Holy franks & beans! At 2o feet tall on a screen, she is sooooo freakin' African summer heat HOT man! All she needs to do is adopt a few kids and Angelina Jolie's career is toilet tissue...a WRAP! Never mind can she act, no one's paying her to be Meryl Streep bro. I kept having to use the ice from my soda to cool my lap down the whole movie, plus a refill (LOL)! Shia, who plays pretty much THE SAME character in every movie (to me a least), was really good in this one. But with all the artifact searching in the film, it was like he was back on the set of "Raiders" again. On a different note, "Optimum On-Line Prime's" voice should be casted as the voice of God! It's just very commanding. However, I was NOT feeling the twin "Ghetto-bots" dawg. You mean to tell me that these aliens have spend egos on Earth, and traveled from light years away, only to transform into some souped up, foul-mouthed Dodge Neo's? Sporting gold "grills" huh? May as throw a NY fitted on him, and have their bumpers sagging in the back why don't you, my ni66a !?! Then with this bad economy, the N. Korea missle threat, and health care on Obama's already full plate. You gonna throw his name up in the mix, to solve some intergalactic fighting robots crisis too! Sheesh! That's also using our fuel (no hybrids were harmed in the making of this film)! Go "BOO" yourself Mr. Bay! On a final note, if you plan to go see it, do when the Sun rises earliest towards the eastern sky, or when the Moon is at it's lowest across the horizon. Saw it at 31 mins. past midnight and the line was DUMB long! Got out and had to go straight to work...THAT's how long the movie is too! Minority readers, "ROLL OUT!" This gets 2 1/2 out 4 M's!

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"More Than Meets The Eye!" -Revenge Is Sweet!

Way before "Transformers" were known as fake females that wear weave, glue on nails, taped up boobs, and eyelash extensions in the hood, it was a well known 80's cartoon adored by kids and teens alike. Now after Hollywood/Michael Bay's crack at the franchise it's a international hit! Which can only mean one thing...YES, a sequel much bigger than the first! If they're going raid the toy box for ideas for movies PLEASE stay away from a live-action version of the Smurfs I beg of you.

"All Good In The (Child) Hood" -Two Promising Trailers From My Memory's Past

Okay Hollywood, I see where you're going with this. Dig through an old toy chest, and see what you can pull out to make folks shell out $12.50 a pop, plus popcorn to see. Last Summer you gave us the first decent Batman movie in years...Cool. But what have you done for us lately? Because these are "blockbuster/popcorn" movies don't expect a Ledger like performance from the cast. However non-stop action? I want EVER cent worth of that $12.50!

"I Ain't Scared Of You Mother F**kers!" -Bernie "the Mac Man" Passes Over

Wow! I never saw this one coming. As much as death is a part of life, death ALWAYS has bad timing. And that's why we're so much in shock. I had the fond memory of seeing Bernie Mac earlier on in his career. He had such stage presence. But to go on a make full feature films (Transformers, Ocean's 11-13) and have a on going T.V. show (the Bernie Mac show), was proof that you can make something from "Not ting!" He was far from being "over-night." To me he was only second best to the late Robin Harris (who also died an untimely death) in comedic Southern style rawness in his delivery. We're not blood related, but he's still my "Uncle Bernie" to me.

"Van Damn!" -The A-Team Is Back

Looks like Ice Cube lost out to be cast as the updated B.A.Baracus, in John Singleton's big screen adaption of the A-Team. Cause all news sources are reporting that the Mr.T defined part, will be played by none other than former Coke seller Tyrese (?). From the sound of that, it would appear to me that they're gonna go for a re-imagined version of the '80's T.V. hit show. But wouldn't it be funny if the movie was actually a musical? And Ty had to SING in character as B.A. ? Or they cast Timberlake as the new "Faceman" ? Even better, they combine the A-Team with Tyrese's other starring role in last Summer's Transformers, and make the van they traveled in, an awesome crime fighting robot!!! Yeah, I know it won't happen, but I'm just saying...It WOULD be awesome.