"O Baby, Are You Kidding Me?" -The Hand That (Ba)rack's The Cradle

Why didn't we see THIS coming? Republicans in a last ditch effort, 11th hour attempt the throw Obama supporters off the rails. They've announced that the Senator has fathered an out of wed lock child during his early campaigning months! Much like "Joe the Plumber", "Kisha the Baby Mama" approached Senator Obama during a rally with the simple questions; "What are you doing about child health care?" and "When you gon' spend time with yo baby?" Always the calm and collective person that he is, he simply grinned and replied "When are you gonna start obeying that court order of protection huh Kisha?" before Secret Service tasered her and whisked her and the child off in a unmarked SUV. Seems like the other party wants to inform the public that Obama has been bumping more than just fist with women, other than his wife huh?

"House Party, WHITE House Style!" -Palin's Daughter In HOT Video!

Sorry, but Hip-Hop has gotten so big that even the Republican VP nominated Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol, is dropping videos!?! Here's a video of the Alaskan party girl throwing some back. Get ya sip on girl! Ernie Gaines is gonna be HUGE man (no homo)! "Sip It" -Ernie Gaines feat. T.I.

"Warm It Up (Mc)Cain!" -Obama Debate Lines Leaked!

Yesterday I received a mysterious e-mail for an anonymous person claiming that not only has Obama become close pals w/ "Jay Hova", he's also having him ghost write his opening lines for the now canceled debate tomorrow! Word?!? I wrote back with the quickness to follow up on this seemingly tall tell, and got my new source to leak the intercepted Blackberry message of what "Jigga My Nigga" wrote for O-Diddy. Here's just a snippet:

"Come, get some, you Republican bum
I take the cake but you can't get a crumb.
From the political, superior, ultimate, plus I'm articulate, - while you on that dumb shit!
I'm the original, Asiatic, acrobatic
There you have it, now get dramatic
Creatin hype in Denver at the DNC.
Speeches pack'em in mean, like Bruce Springsteen
I provide a style that's mild and meanwhile
puttin' you & Bush asses out to exile
Make you tumble and stumble, in a rumble just CRUMBLE, and I'm still calm and humble.
And on the mic I ravage, not like a savage
but in my own way of doin' damage
As I design the genuine line
Now who'll be sworn in the zero-nine?"

"You CAN'T warm it up McCain!"

I think they working on puttin' music to this, and placing it as a hidden track on Jay-Z's "Blue-Print 3" album. What's next a picture of the soon-to-be Prez on Air-Force One IN some Air Force Ones?