Showing posts with label NYPD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NYPD. Show all posts

Monday, December 7, 2009

"Brooklyn Bad Boys, Bad Boys! Whachu Gonna Do?" -Brooklyn's Finest Trailer

DUDE! Do you know how SERIOUS this movie is going to be?!? Wait...Did you peep the cast line up? Richard Gere! Don Mother f**kin' Cheadle! Ethan Hawke & God d#@m (I STILL owe the tax man) Wesley Snipes yo! Then you got Brooklyn as the storyline setting! I see an Oscar waiting for the title alone (if they ever started giving them out for titles lol). Mind you this film is directed by Antoine Fuqua (not Fisher) who killed it with Denzel on Training Day. You can count my ticket SOLD for this one already! But ummm, I'm NOT seeing this one in Brooklyn though. Oh HELL no! You know how BK act up! LOL! Peep the trailer. And they BETTER have this song on the soundtrack too.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

"Meet The Face Of NYPDonkey" -NYC Gets Alot Of Ass

Start getting real familiar with this face folks, cause you'll soon be seeing alot more of it on NYC streets! Why? Well due to budget cuts, the city is attempting to make in all departments, the NYPD mounted police force will be forced to downgrade their trusty steeds to this lil' fella over here. Not only are they traditional known to carry more weight (those donuts DO add on pounds) they also eat less and take up less space than the horses they'll be replacing. When questioning a policeman (we'll call him "Officer Shrek", to protect his identity) how he felt about the the news that he'll soon be serving the law on one of these, he answered (off the record of course) "Well, the way I see things big brass has been riding MY ass for years since I joined the force! 'Bout time I got to ride someone elses ASS for a change!"
Well spoken I guess, so don't be shocked if you hear "Freeze junkie" coming from on top of one of these furry creatures. It's just the boys in blue riding yet another "taxpayer's ass" in public...Again!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

"Just A Thought..."-Ridiculous Random Thoughts

I don't know, is it me does it seem like the NYC Subway is drawing a very thin line with the club scene? Cops are like security, checking bags before you go in. the token booth is the same, as some spots where you pay an admission fee. Once on the train, it's packed to capacity and everybody got their hands up. The DJ, is that young kid playing his iPod too damn loud. The random performers that come on, are the "live acts" clubs are known to have for time to time. And there's always that "drunk" walking around with a cup in his hand, looking for a hand out. And to top things off, I always leave with out a phone number...Damn!

"Come Follow Me Into The Matrix"