"NEW S#!t!" -Ghetto Mysteries Vol.1

Okay folks, here's where we openly talk about things that go on in the "Hood" that we accept and NEVER question...
(except in our heads). Well hush hush no more! Let's air things out shall we? I've collected a short list of my own that often puzzled me but never knew quite WHO to turn to to ask. Maybe you can answer some, and end my sleepless nights Lol.

1. What do we call the corner store a"Bodega" when clearly it's owned by Arabs?

2. What guys wear do-rags if their bald or Hispanic?

3. Why do chicks that wear Baby Phat, Rocawear, Apple Bottoms, etc. want me to believe their Fendi (Gucci, LV) bag is real...huh why?

4. Who started the "Crack head Doorman" trend at fast-food restaurants?

5. Why are you still pushing your child around in a stroller, if he's almost as tall as you?

6. Why do we call each other "Son" except the real one we won't claim? Huh Maury?

7. When will old, fat, non-athletic dudes give up wearing basketball jerseys with a baseball hat (two different sports dude, twoooo different sports)?

8.Why oh why, do you think I want your fat ass squeezing into the two seater I'm seated in on the train?

9. How are they "shorts", if they're an inch above your ankles hmmmm?

10.How is that we can stand in line for "Dark Knight", "Playstation" or "Nike" releases, "iPhone" debutes, etc. But complain if we're in line for more than 15mins to get your OWN paycheck to pay for those things?

"Raymond WHO? Everybody ❤'s NY"-the Fly Spy

I'm sure you were aware of the "I ❤ NY" t-shirt phenom the that caught fire with inner city kids last Summer. Well it seems that the big wigs up the the luxury fashion house we're keeping there ears to the streets.
Not only has Gucci released an in-store only must-have "Gucci ❤ NY" bag exclusively for their newest retail store opening in Trump Towers. But it appears Y-3 has followed suit too. If you're not in the know by now, then let me be the 1st to tell you the Y-3 has opened a DL spot located in the Meat Packing District (13th and 8th Ave). These microwave hot sneakers are their take on the NY loving theme. And like Gucci, their only sold inside their store as well.
Unfortunately the ways things are highly sought after these days, they'll probably be sold out by the time you finish reading this. Y-3...hey Y not!

Y-3 Store
13th St. near 8th Ave. & Hudson

"Gucci's Trump Card" -New Store Opening.

As if you couldn't fulfill you insatiable thirst for the luxury brand, Gucci super-sizes and upgrades their 5th Ave. location in March once they relocate to their new address in Trump Tower.
You'll have more than 45,000 sq ft. and 3 whole flrs.
to pace around in while you contemplate about that next credit card bill. To celebrate the Grand Opening (and to mock still bitter ex-designer Tom Ford) Gucci will release the specially designed "Gucci ❤ NY" bag to commemorate the occasion. Which will probably be bootlegged and on Canal St. by the time you you finish reading this. Gucci would like to thank you for your donation (ie, bag or shoe purchase) to help pay for the $80 million dollar move. G's up!