Hey, I know you're busy and all but I need your advise on something real quick. Cool? First let me explain. Okay, a friend (no, seriously...it's NOT me) the other day was telling me how, one morning in a rush leaving for work from his shorty's crib, he mistakenly grabbed her iPhone on his way out. It wasn't till I (ummm, I meant HE) was looking through the phone's playlist that he realized it was NOT his...definitely not! One playlist title that raised a "red flag" for him was one titled "Pole Position!" Curious I...er he randomly scrolled through it, just to figure out WHAT the f#@k songs would be listed under a title like THAT ! By now he's heated and shocked from what he's reading, here's a sample of just why! Songs like;
Silk -"Freak Me"
Jodeci -"Freakin' You" (Wu-Remix)
Petey Pablo -"Freak A Leak"
Prince -"Head"
Shawnna -"Gettin' Some Head"(Remix)
Nas -"Oochie Wally"
Sisqo -"Thong Song"
David Banner -"Play"
Ying Yang Twins -"Wait" (Remix)
Khia -"My Neck, My Back"
And then he said sarcastically, "What hoe ass playlist would be complete without..."
Luke -"Doo Doo Brown"
So OF COURSE as soon as he gotta moment to speak to her, he was dying to hear her side. To which she explained "Oh, I ain't tell you? I'm taking a pole dancing class at the gym baby!" He was relieved for a while believing her story till he recently found these (*see picture below) under her bed! Once again he confronted her like, "Yo WTF! I thought you told me some BS story 'bout some "pole dancing" class son!" And with a straight face she replied, "Oh I am baby...it's to help me make bigger TIPS!" My question I wanna ask you is, "Is it rude to ask him where exactly she's stripping at?"
