Thursday, November 5, 2009
"In Other News..." -Bloods Thicker Than Water...Mixed w/Kool-Aid That Is.
I'm not sure if you've been keeping abreast of the news but folks have been reporting a rise in gang activity in connection with recent slashings around town. Rumor has it that Blood gang members have been asking unsuspecting folks "Do you have the time?" then slashing or robbing them. Now things have gotten even MORE bizarre even for NYC standards! Due to the rising popularity of bottled "smart/vitamin water" even the Kool-Aid man apparently has fallen on hard times! Word has it that he has some gang affiliation with the Bloods now (which WOULD explain all the red)! One recent victim while attending a house party (in East New York, Brooklyn) casually told her host that she was thirsty, when suddenly ya boy bursts through the wall exclaiming "Oh Yeaahh Motherf@*ker?!?" then began bashing her with that cool refreshing pitcher you see pictured in his hand, till the victim became unconscious...WORD! Cops are advising that you leave the house well hydrated or carry a very LONG straw if attacked by someone fitting his description. But be advised that he's armed and dangerously sugary, and is known to cause diabetes, especially among the African-American community. Me, I'm switching to Capri Sun son! I knew Kool-Aid was bad for you, just never knew THIS bad! LOL!