"Shoe Donations" -Duck Season in Iraq

Now why NO ONE in America had the balls to do this? We all know deep down inside we WANTED to, and somehow some random guy, from the media of all places mind you, pulls off this stunt ( & his shoes) as a "going away present" for Bush. Homeboy OBVIOUSLY does play on some professional Iraqi baseball team or ever played that "toss the ball at the clown" game at the country fair, cause his aim was OFF! Well at least we'll get a good skit out of it on SNL next week. LOL!

"Cry Me A Freakin' River" - Justin Timberlake Cast As "the Joker?"

Seems like EVERYBODY is catching the acting bug. After the unexpected success of the "Dick In A Box" skit on Saturday Night Live that Justin appeared in, offers for starring roles have been pouring in for this guy. That say when Hollywood comes a knockin' you better greet it with a lil' "Southern Hospitality" (shameless plug for his restaurant). What you see here is a rarely seen picture from Justin's audition to play the Joker in the upcoming "Dark Knight" (out July 18th). Thank God casting over at Warner Bros. had the good sense of giving the role to the late Heath Ledger or else it would have been me mixing prescription drugs. Well good try anyway JT, I would still picked you over Jack's old ass again.

"How Many MC's Must Get Diss" -Mariah's New CD Cover

Hey, did you happen to catch MC on SNL last Saturday? She filled in for a sick Janet as musical guest host, and was having a "wardrobe malfunction" of her own. In true Mariah form she performed in a way too short mini-skirt that made the camera man seem like a pervert, with his awkward "up-skirt" shots. "If it's a camera up in here..." Duh?! Yeah, it's one big one right in front of ya, and it's showing off your "dick cave" nation wide man! On another note, it looked to me as if her dancers didn't have time to change from rehearsal, and got the call to perform like "Get on stage right NOW!" "We're on live!" Well anyway you miss it, but here she is flashing us again for her CD cover.

"Oh(io)When the Votes come Marchin' In" -Vote March 4th

Sorry to have to beat a dead horse (or rather a democratic mule in this case)but it looks to be like another Super Tues. is upon us today.
And as our distant cousins in the states of Ohio and Texas take to the polls, I need you to e-mail 'em a link to this posting to remind them that the future is literally "in their hands" Let's not drag this out any longer, Bill's lonely. Vote Obama!