"Who's Yo Daddy?" - Open Letter Father's Day Recap

Yeah okay I know I'm a day late with posting this, but honestly...were you even check on the blog yesterday for a new post? Ah ha! Didn't think so! Truth be told Father's Day is EVERYDAY for me I..sorry WE don't need a singular day to set aside to express the unconditional (for some) love we have for the men who raised us. Be it biological, step, adopted, surrogate, or other wise. We are greater people because of having them in our lives, even if it's having to learn from their mistakes! Well I rarely do personal posting about the goings on in my life but I'm making a special exception because well because this man is EXCEPTIONAL.  Franklin Alan Dale from Colon, Panama resident American citizen by way of the U.S. army w/ only $40 in his pocket was the first of the Dale clan to plant his seeds (literally...me) in Brooklyn. THANK YOU for being a guiding force in my life for as long as I've known you. Even though I see it pains you to say "I love you" verbally, I can NEVER say I haven't seen you express it EVERY other way. Hopefully I'll be as great a father to my offspring as you were to me & my brother. Anyone who knows me knows how much you mean to me and that's why I take pride in inviting to my events & introducing you to everyone I know.  I prey on the day you finally get the internet and maybe one day read this LOL!  Much love from "Lil' Frankie boo" (Panamanian accent*).

 

"Gone Daddy Gone" -The Lost Art Of Fatherhood

I seriously spotted this in posted up in Harlem (yes, the Brooklyn kid was in Harlem for once) the other day. I wasn't sure weather to feel sad or grin wondering if it was a joke or not. If it's so true to it then this should be posted NATIONALLY! Even on a major billboard, not just in random spots Uptown. To whom ever came up with this ingenuous idea, kudos to ya. However keep in mind alot of Dads "lose" themselves, especially when they are missing out on the love and joy a kid can bring them. Plus there's alot of Dads folks wish that they had got"lost" too. Lol! If my dad was ever "lost" the REAL reward for me would be for him to sober up, get a real job and payback all of the missing child support money he owes me...Right? This is the Minority Report, and at was one to grow on.

"Eddie Murphy, No More Ass "-Donkey Quits

In a statement released earlier today to the (Ass)ociated Press through his reps, the irresistible Dreamworks character Donkey, had it's to say about his now public dispute against
Eddie Murphy, fatherhood, and the possibility of him not appearing in the next installment of Shrek.

"Since it has come to my attention that Mr. Murphy's lifestyle
does NOT in any shape or form reflect that of my own, I no longer wish the actor to be cast to do my on-screen voice. Which is both unfortunate and sadly ironic. Because without his voice, I would
not be able to speak to you today, to tell you this."
Then continued...
"After having seen I Am Legend, Will Smith has become the
front runner we're courting to do my voice from here on. Also my Lady Dragon friend and I have gone separate ways, and I am now questioning the DNA of my children as being mine, due to the fact we had an open relationship before she had gotten pregnant.
The studio (Dreamworks) and I are in on going talks about a possible spin-off leading role for me. Pending Eddie is fired and Will is hired. I will be silent, till my demands are met! Thank you for your time. No love lost to Shrek and the rest."

All I could think of after news broke was "Shit! My nephew's gonna be crying for weeks when he hears this!"